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Photo Post Fri, Aug. 01, 2014 165,778 notes

that-empy-house-on-cloverdale:

alwaysgivemyl-o-v-e-t-o-y-o-u:

thatscienceguy:

When glass breaks, the cracks move at around 3000 Miles per hour!! (4500km/h!) That’s why, even in slow motion, the main cracks in the glass appear virtually instantly as the hammer hits.

This is actually quite mesmerizing.

This is quite appropriate showing up on my dash tonight.  

that-empy-house-on-cloverdale:

alwaysgivemyl-o-v-e-t-o-y-o-u:

thatscienceguy:

When glass breaks, the cracks move at around 3000 Miles per hour!! (4500km/h!) That’s why, even in slow motion, the main cracks in the glass appear virtually instantly as the hammer hits.

This is actually quite mesmerizing.

This is quite appropriate showing up on my dash tonight.  

(Source: sciensational.com, via sleeping-and-not-waking)




Text Post Fri, Aug. 01, 2014 103,646 notes

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

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Chat Post Fri, Aug. 01, 2014 389,990 notes

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/



Video Post Thu, Jul. 31, 2014 82,365 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

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Text Post Thu, Jul. 31, 2014 314,677 notes

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

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Video Post Thu, Jul. 31, 2014 538 notes

pkdweeb:

sorry dad gotta go follow this prostitute into a shady hotel room. v busy. v busy saving the world type stuff. thanks for all the money by the way

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Video Post Thu, Jul. 31, 2014 8,514 notes

myfuckingchocolatefactory:

I understand now. The world is not cut from the same cloth. It is because it is overflowing with inexplicable, unidentifiable things that the world is so beautiful. Fight at my side so that we may protect that world, Ryuko. 

THIS HURTS

(Source: evenstars, via fennekinchespin)




Photo Post Thu, Jul. 31, 2014 271,020 notes

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(Source: robotindisguise, via ruinedchildhood)




Photo Post Thu, Jul. 31, 2014 52,267 notes

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

(via ruinedchildhood)




Photo Post Wed, Jul. 30, 2014 771 notes

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